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The Divorced Barbie Doll One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'. The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?' The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.' |
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08-10-2010, 19:57
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Just treat stupid situations like a dog.....If you can't play with it or eat it....... Then just piss on it and walk away  .
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08-10-2010, 22:20
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10-10-2010, 09:24
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Just treat stupid situations like a dog.....If you can't play with it or eat it....... Then just piss on it and walk away .
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12-10-2010, 19:14
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Wie het oude niet eert, is het nieuwe niet weerd
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Just treat stupid situations like a dog.....If you can't play with it or eat it....... Then just piss on it and walk away .
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