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wolfwoman-stefanie · 17-09-2008, 11:58

Heb er nog eentje

hond wil niet bij de dierenarts naar binnen;

wolfwoman-stefanie · 17-09-2008, 12:12

http://www.myvideo.nl/watch/4180137

loco · 17-09-2008, 12:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolfwoman-stefanie

Heb er nog eentje

hond wil niet bij de dierenarts naar binnen;

loco · 18-09-2008, 21:28

The Husband Shop

A shop that sells new husbands has opened in New York
City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
Instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors
And the value of the products increase as the shopper
Ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a
Particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor,
But you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On
The first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where
The sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want
more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely
Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead
Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly
stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead
gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic
Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor,
where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There
Are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
That women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping
At the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened
A New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and
like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Groette Martine.

wolfwoman-stefanie · 18-09-2008, 21:52

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kobesen · 19-09-2008, 15:09

hihihihihihihihi

Azazel · 21-09-2008, 10:54

Nieuwe super telefoon...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DHrHMsT7KQ

jmvdwiel · 21-09-2008, 14:15

zo'n telefoontje wil ik ook

, waar kan ik die kopen ?????

hihihihi , smakelijk om moeten lachen

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18-09-2008, 21:28	#4
loco Non active. Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Outside, walking the dog. Posts: 2,873	The Husband Shop A shop that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the Instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors And the value of the products increase as the shopper Ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a Particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, But you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On The first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where The sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There Are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof That women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping At the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened A New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited. Groette Martine. __________________ Just treat stupid situations like a dog.....If you can't play with it or eat it....... Then just piss on it and walk away .

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19-09-2008, 15:09	#6
kobesen Erfelijk aangeboren Bitch Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Arnhem Posts: 1,272	hihihihihihihihi __________________ Het product van je eigen denken, is je omgeving! (citaat Maurice Oosterhof zie www.spoorzoeken.net) 'Spoorzoeken, leven is mensenwerk' COACHBOEK VAN HET JAAR 2012!!!!!!!

21-09-2008, 14:15	#8
jmvdwiel Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,061	zo'n telefoontje wil ik ook , waar kan ik die kopen ????? hihihihi , smakelijk om moeten lachen