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10 klachten die honden over mensen hebbe
![]() '1' Blaming your farts on me.... not funny... not funny at all !!! ![]() '2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT! ![]() '3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? ![]() '4' Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it! ![]() '5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. ![]() '6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. ![]() '7' Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! ![]() '8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. ![]() '9' Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur? ![]() '10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous. ![]() Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you? EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY. A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT! _________________ Groette Martine.
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Just treat stupid situations like a dog.....If you can't play with it or eat it....... Then just piss on it and walk away ![]() |
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JE MOET WEL VLUG ZIJN ANDERS ZIJN ZE ALLEMAAL WEG.
Hallo allemaal Ze zijn nog geen week oud , en ik kan ze niet allemààl houden... De kleintjes mogen weg voor 3 euro per stuk, en als het echt moet verkoop ik de moeder ook wel, voor 20 euro. Laat je hart spreken en adopteer er eentje, aub. klik even op de link voor een foto... http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m233/anja-erwin/Photo-0248_000.jpg ![]() Groette Martine.
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Met vleugeltjes
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Jezusss... en dat rond etenstijd..
![]() Ik denk dat ik de ballen in de soep maar laat voor wat het is... ![]()
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Wie het oude niet eert, is het nieuwe niet weerd ![]() |
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"You want me to do what ?"
![]() Denk dat een Tjech daar geen moeite mee heeft ![]() Groette Martine.
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Wil ik ff aan de visite me moppie van van de week laten zien
![]() Tot mijn volle verbazing ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Maar dus nog steeds geen rode kaart ![]() Groetteeeeeeeeehh.
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Nog een poging
![]() De gekuisde versie en onherkenbare drager,van het oerlijke badpak. Dit in verband met privacy beleid ![]() ![]() Groette Martine.
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